"Step into the mind of Albert Park, an unreliable narrator who turns his guilt-ridden journey through life into a surreal, thrice-told fairytale of tragic misadventures, haunting memories, and elusive truths. This darkly humorous and deeply moving novel offers a kaleidoscopic view of one man’s attempts to outrun responsibility and wrestle with the ghosts of his past. From abandoned orphan to scheming life coach to world-famous neurosurgeon (or so he claims), Albert’s ever-shifting narrative is filled with contradictions, dubious memories, and an unrelenting denial of his role in a string of calamities. Through it all, his charm and wit captivate readers even as his distorted recollections raise questions about the nature of guilt, identity, and redemption."-- Goodreads.