My rescue operation goes very wrong -- The vice principal gets a missile launcher -- Bianca di Angelo makes a choice -- Thalia torches New England -- I place an underwater phone call -- An old dead friend comes to visit -- Everybody hates me but the horse -- I make a dangerous promise -- I learn how to grow zombies -- I break a few rocket ships -- Grover gets a Lamborghini -- I go snowboarding with a pig -- We visit the junkyard of the Gods -- I have a dam problem -- I wrestle Santa's evil twin -- We meet the dragon of eternal bad breath -- I put on a few million extra pounds -- A friend says good-bye -- The Gods vote how to kill us -- I get a new enemy for Christmas.