The electric can opener fluctuation -- The Jimmy conjecture -- The Gothowitz deviation -- The pirate solution -- The creepy candy coating corollary -- The cornhusker vortex -- The guitarist amplification -- The adhesive duck deficiency -- The vengeance formulation -- The gorilla experiment -- The maternal congruence -- The psychic vortex -- The Bozeman reaction -- The Einstein approximation -- The large Hadron collision -- The excelsior acquisition -- The precious fragmentation -- The pants alternative -- The Wheaton recurrence -- The spaghetti catalyst -- The Plimpton stimulation -- The staircase implementation -- The lunar excitation.