Apologia pro !%@& sua -- The Sex, Death, and Boredom Theory of politics. Kill fuck marry ; Politics makes us free-- and we're worth it ; A digression on happiness ; The happy realization that all freedoms are economic freedoms (and failure is an option) ; The murderous perverted nuptial bliss method of establishing political principles ; The purgatory of freedom and the hell of politics ; Morality in politics-- and what's it doing in there? ; Taxes ; More taxes ; Being penny-wise -- What is to be done? The U.S.S. Thresher bailout and the washing-machine-for-her-birthday stimulus plan ; And while we're at it-- ; Generation Vex ; Health care reform ; Climate change ; The end of the American automobile industry ; The trade imbalance ; Gun control ; Campaign finance reform ; Terrorism ; Foreign policy ; Foreign policy, part 2 : it keeps getting more foreign -- Putting our big, fat political ass on a diet. Why I'm right ; When the right went wrong ; A digression on shouting at each other ; The next big stink ; The fix is in ; All hands on deck.