The swelling. It seems that you are pregnant ; The first trimester: one-third of the pregnancy, two-thirds of the angst ; Getting used to this "pregnancy" nonsense ; The second trimester: time for invasive testing ; Welcome to the smug month ; Obviously pregnant = obviously stupid ; The third trimester: now you're comical to everyone but you ; This pregnancy shit is getting old! ; One way or another, it will come out of you -- The birthening and beyond. Fucking hell, it's a baby ; How to take care of it ; Baby's still here! ; The greatest baby in the universe! ; Navigating the jungle of early motherhood ; Back to work, or, Do you love your baby? ; This one's for the husband (and/or your partner, we're not judging) ; Keeping baby, and your sanity, more or less intact.