Introduction : living a lie -- The test is conclusive -- Reality tweaks -- On the bright side, Julia Roberts knows I exist -- I'm the stalker you let in your front door -- The pig made me do it -- It's a (boy) girl -- Fish out of water -- Is there a mall in this seaside resort? -- Song and dance -- Martha moments -- To the manor born -- Complications -- The glamorous life -- Reality check -- A true renewal -- Breaking news! Bigfoot found! -- Milestones -- The fourth hole -- VIP fail -- Baby steps -- I am Tori Spelling -- One last bad thing -- Tori's post-baby bikini bod -- Somewhere there's green -- Conclusion : biting the bullet.