Who needs Elvis? -- You ain't nuthin' but a houn' dog -- Baby talk -- Dobie goes beatnik -- Mystic powers of Maynard G. Krebs -- Face that stopped the clock -- Maynard G. Krebs, boy millionaire -- Around my room in 80 days -- Drag strip Dobie -- Jangle bells -- Parlez-vouz English? -- Day the teachers disappeared -- What's my lion? -- Big question -- Have you stopped beating your wife? -- Bitter feud of Dobie and Maynard -- Zelda, get off my back -- I was a high school Scrooge -- Will success spoil Dobie's mother? -- Second childhood of Herbert T. Gillis -- Dobie vs. the machine -- Baby shoes -- I didn't raise my boy to be a soldier, sailor or Marine -- Chicken corporal -- Solid gold dog tag -- Battle of Maynard's beard -- Spaceville -- Like mother, like daughter, like wow -- Dobie plays Cupid -- Like father, like son, like trouble -- Be it ever so humble -- Aah, yer fadder wears army shoes -- Everything but the truth -- Goodbye, Mr. Pomfritt, hello, Mr. Chips -- Take me to your leader -- This ain't the way we used to do it.