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Title:
You can date boys when you're forty [text (large print)] : Dave Barry on parenting and other topics he knows very little about / Dave Barry.
ISBN:
9781410465375
Personal Author:
Publication Information:
Waterville, Maine : Thorndike Press, [2014]
©2014
Physical Description:
239 pages (large print) ; 23 cm
Contents:
Introduction -- Sophie, Stella and the Bieber plan -- Manliness -- What women want -- Death -- Nothing! Really -- "Grammar" -- Air travelers' FAQ -- Seeking wifi in the Holy Land -- How to become a professional author.
Summary:
"In uproarious, brand-new pieces, Barry tackles everything from family trips, bat mitzvah parties and dating (he's serious about that title: "When my daughter can legally commence dating--February 24, 2040--I intend to monitor her closely, even if I am deceased") to funeral instructions ("I would like my eulogy to be given by William Shatner"), the differences between male and female friendships, the deeper meaning of Fifty Shades of Grey, and a father's ultimate sacrifice: accompanying his daughter to a Justin Bieber concert ("It turns out that the noise teenaged girls make to express happiness is the same noise they would make if their feet were being gnawed off by badgers")"-- Provided by publisher.
Genre:
OCLC Number:
ocn865496365
Availability:
South St. Paul - Kaposia~1
