Acknowledgments -- Introductions -- "A Life-Threatening Experience" -- "Not Tonight, Honey" -- "In Sickness and in Health" -- "Run 'Til Daylight" -- "A Vicotyr Sweeter Than Kisses" -- "The Swat" -- "An Inspirational 'Lift'" -- "Breaking Through Enemy Lines" -- "Fool Us Once" -- "Malcolm in the Middle" -- "Pitching, Defense, and a Spectacular Three-Run Homer" -- "You Don't Catch the Roadrunner" -- "Take the Perry Plunge" -- "A Safety Sets off a Mile-High Avalance" -- Sacking Next Year's Champions" -- "An MVP on Either Side of the Ball" -- "A Special Teamer" -- "Changing the Course of History" -- "A Gap-Toothed Force Covers All Holes" -- "The Levitator" -- "The Zone" -- "The Southpaw Six-Shooter" -- "Orange Crushed" -- "Terry Time" -- "The 4-6 Adds Up to 46" -- "Open and Shut" -- "How Can You Say That?!" -- "The Difference" -- "The Claymaker" -- "Red Dog" -- "Picking Peyton" -- "Hayden's House Call" -- "This Is It" -- "Ambush" -- "A Bit Over The Top" -- "Helicopter Ride to Victory" -- "Reversal of Fortune" -- "Isaac Leads them to the Promised Land" -- "A Chip Off the Ol' Block" -- "Wide Right" -- "A Colt Named Lassie Saves the Day" -- "One Foot Equals Two Championships" -- "The Longest Yard" -- "The Butler Did It" -- "Holmes Is Where The Heart Is" -- "Hey, Isn't That John Candy?" -- "A Lasting Impression" -- "Perfect Redemption" -- "In the Name of Pride" -- "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" -- Bibliography -- Notes -- Index.