Playing with house money -- The kid stays in the game -- Oh brother, how old art thou? (or how do you know when you're old?) -- That old senility -- Mr. Vandy dances again -- Dancing with your inner child, a workout for older people -- Enjoy the ride (for my friend Bob Palmer) -- Rewriting the rules -- Letters to the editor -- Old things, and what really matters -- A separate plot -- I was supposed to go first -- A tribute to old friends (circa 2008) -- Sit or get off the pot roast -- What do you talk about with her -- Surprises -- Love in the afternoon -- Old dogs, new tricks -- Why write it down? -- Other tips and truths about old age -- Good health without drugs... sort of -- Ninety years, a report card -- Let's hear it for neighborliness -- The dreams of an old man -- Wiping the slate clean -- A conversation with Carl -- The thing that lasts -- A life achievement award.