Making a marriage magically tidy -- Topeka three-way -- How to stay happily married -- Free to be...you and me (and childfree) -- Room of one's own (that's full of gay men) -- Other woman's Burberry coat -- Peggy Sue got marijuana -- What every girl should learn from ABC's The bachelor -- Ghost experience -- Party foul -- Today was a good day -- Straighten up and fly right -- Halloween people -- Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1979 -- How to be the best guest -- When to write a thank-you note -- An Emily Post for the apocalypse -- How I watch pornography like a lady -- Dumb boobs -- Young ladies, listen to me -- Seven things I'm doing instead of a neck lift -- Serious women -- That kind of woman.