Introduction: A time such as this -- Walking is better than crawling -- Plates don't have legs -- Don't fall in the pool -- Pack jumper cables -- Don't argue with the mechanic -- You're not Webster -- Love lost -- Brush your teeth before leaving -- Jell-O doesn't nail to the wall -- Bring your umbrella -- Be what the box says -- Listen for Omaha -- Be the all-beef patty -- Wish everyone a Merry Christmas -- Stay in the pen -- Wear the white hat -- Look at an aerial photo -- Was it helpful or hurtful? -- There is no "I" in team -- Sit at the exit door -- Conclusion.