Rivers, Manitoba -- Low comedy. The smallest comedian ; Keep your eye on the kid ; Big frog in a little puddle ; Not like the old man anymore ; I cast my lot with the pictures ; Getting restless ; Jasper, Alberta --That wonderful spirit of youth. The comedy sensation of the screen world ; The most unique and original comedian ; Spooling comedy ; Our hospitality ; The navigator ; Friendless ; The General ; Steamboat Bill, Jr. ; Giving in ; The cameraman ; Montreal, Quebec -- You studio people warp my character. The gag day is over ; Running around loose ; Crash in to my life ; I've got lots of time ; One of the skeletons in the M-G-M closet ; A comedy sequence here and there ; Diggin' up material ; Montreal, Quebec -- The biggest star in the picture. Along came television ; The worst thing ever made ; Merton of the movies ; Once upon a mattress ; When television was king ; The railrodder ; Something like a genius.