One weird kid -- "The second naivete" : the chapter that combines a French philosopher and The Dukes of Hazzard -- Not in this for the t-shirt -- Nobody moves into Assumption, Illinois -- For he hath brought forth a cushion -- A genius idea : outsource your worry -- A place where God walk the Earth -- About the time my face hit a parked truck -- Success tip : embrace the awkward -- I'd like to thank the good Lord. And also Butch -- Jesus' favorite subject -- Party practice -- The style of God -- On the gentle art of freaking people out -- Earth is crammed with heaven -- Monster to miracle -- One last supper -- Nigel, the three-legged dog -- 0.000004409171076 pounds of awesome -- Why the "good news" is better than you think -- Speaking in music -- Your attention, please -- Is God on an ego trip? -- The investment plan you can color with -- That one time I killed that thing -- Speaking of rest ... and restrooms -- The song you will sing.