A witch, a thief, a miner, then me -- "Fair" is what you pay when you get on a bus -- Learning how to turn a buck -- Where the rubber meets the road -- This is a stickup -- Security is for cadavers -- Tell your mama to seel the toilet, 'cause your ass is ours! -- Infantry training was a gas -- Shipping out -- The land of the blue dragon -- War is so brutal -- Light it up -- There are no coincidences -- Request denied -- I am a veteran -- Buying our first home -- Falling in love with computers -- Project freedom -- Big, hairy, audacious goals -- There is no such thing as bad news -- Ready, set, GoDaddy -- The GoDaddy girl -- Everyone wins -- Meeting the love of my life -- Can I have a hug and a kiss? -- It's not what I did during Vietnam, it's what the was did to me -- You're a mess -- This is how you play the game -- Launching Parsons Xtreme Golf -- Build it and they will come -- What a long, strange trip -- To whom much is given, much is expected -- Family is everything.