Welcome to Catland -- Early terrors -- The beforetimes -- Maternal material -- Thinking with cats -- It wasn't milk -- Show time -- About town -- Ca-doe-mee -- Court in the act -- Owls and pussycats : queer lives in Catland -- Odd fish -- Cats for pleasure and profit -- Hitched -- Caterwauling -- Enter Peter -- "She smells of fish" -- Cat man -- The end of everything -- Catland-on-Sea -- Pussies galore -- A chat with Mr Louis Wain -- "Yellow peril" -- A man perpetually laughing -- A cat may look at a princess -- Metaphysics and madness -- Two tales -- Crossed wires -- Cat burglar -- Cat man in the New World -- Sisters under the cat skin -- Speed demon -- Cat catcher -- Home fromt in Catland -- Cats under canvas -- Catland at the kinema -- Felix turns the tide -- The fire of the mind agitates the atmosphere -- Scaredy-cats -- A little man drawing cats -- Hardy's heart -- Bedlam -- The cat's miaow -- Months in the country -- Stuffed cats -- Wallpaper -- The myth of the disintegrating cat -- On Margate sands.