A Note on Language -- Introduction -- An address to the people of the United States -- Washington recedes -- The die is cast -- The "sublimest thing" ever exhibited in America -- A scene of ambition -- A dishonorable infidelity -- Expect nothing but the most unqualified injustice -- Not a sixpence! -- Poured in from all quarters -- Massacre the inhabitants -- Decisive measures -- The "majic" of his name -- The tocsin of insurrection -- All evidences that they are sincere -- Solely the president's act -- Struck by a thunderbolt -- The spirit in the city is very high -- A paltry insurrection -- The air of an abdication -- An apple of discord to the federalists -- The late president of the United States, is no more! -- Their gag in my mouth -- Hocus-pocus maneuvers -- A change in the administration -- The seat of government -- Death or liberty -- The unqualified conviction of his unfitness for the station -- Storms of a new character -- Nothing but a forest and woods along the way -- The prey of anarchy and faction -- The new order of things begins -- Epilogue: May none but honest and wise men.