Calm the h*ck down: lighten up about expectations -- I'm sorry for raising monsters: lighten up about behavior -- Talking is hard: lighten up about words -- But what if I want to miss part of my kid's childhood?: lighten up about work -- Can everyone please notice how awesome I am?: lighten up about yourself -- Sleep, eat, poop, repeat: lighten up about bodily functions -- Mommy needs a time-out: lighten up about feelings -- People are super awkward, including you: lighten up about friends -- What happens in the backpack stays in the backpack: lighten up about school -- Go team win the sportsball!: lighten up about activities -- Celebrate good times, or don't: lighten up about making memories -- When armpits awaken: lighten up about big kids -- I hope I still like you after they're gone: lighten up about marriage -- "Mom, you only had sex the one time, right?": lighten up about sex -- I worry my kids will be satanists: lighten up about belief -- This too shall pass: lighten up about the future -- The lighten up guidelines for laughing at life.