Prologue: imposion -- Introduction: welcome to the Broken Hearts Club -- Shock (and ugly crying) -- Denial (mind fuckery) -- Fear and bargaining ('please don't beg') -- Anger (fury is your friend) -- Depression (good grief?) -- Detach (severance pays) -- Acceptance (finding you without them) -- Growth (happens on the edge of your comfort zone) -- Dating (legs of cleavage, not both) -- Being single ('you need to take a man sabbatical') -- Sex ('Mum, you can do it once for your self-esteem') -- Hope and happiness (rise like a fucking phoenix).