In this novel purported to have been edited by Gertrude Dee Marplot from her great-grandfather Welkin Westicotter Marplot's manuscript (but possibly actually written by Carina Kohn), two Earth-teens are happy to escape the doomed Earth in a spaceship but find outer space has gone dangerously bonkers. Kay becomes an important prophetess, and Bobby an accidental, mythical deity, in the eyes of both their oddly constructed new friends and some very ambitious enemies. Bobby's professor father is mostly to blame for the highly evolved, arrogant automatons that pursue the surviving Earthlings across the reaches of space and beyond the limits of logical thinking. Though they sorely miss phone apps and solid ground, Bobby and Kay accept their role as humanity's last chance, help battle for the future of living things, and seek the clarification of certain teenaged misunderstandings. Wander the limits of the galaxy and logical thinking in this raucous tale of universal conquest. -- Adapted from back cover.