Bricks through the windows, Nazis in the basement; or, Farewell 2605 -- A caffeine-assisted awakening; or, Something on Sundays -- Between the blackouts; or, A revolution in suede jackets and MGs -- A bit about Dudley; or, For whom the bow ties -- March backward into history; or, An inside look at the backside of the '60s -- Miss America versus Miss St. Paul; or Pageant of Pulchritude -- The political invitational; or, Farr, Forsythe and other farces -- Silly, spontaneous and southbound; or Sabu, saddle up the elephants -- The titular roundup; or, Now that we have your attention ... -- The accidental empire; or, East to the West Bank -- On the road and the radio; or, From Greece to Cuba and into your ear -- Videosyncrasies; or, Send in the clones -- Your review of revues; or, Side by side by Sodom -- Tech trouble with Stevie Ray; or, What could possibly go wrong? -- Don't panic, no one's in control; or, The man who shot liberal values -- Brave New Workshop's greatest hits; or, The pirates of Pennzoil -- Touch me again for the very first time; or, This election is riggsed -- The ballad of John and Jenni; or, A deal with Dudley -- Cruising, Calhoun and playing the Palace; or, The Hennepin hop -- Your office could be a comedy troupe; or, A cubicle named desire -- The adventures of Caleb and Katy; or, Discount family values -- Miracle at 824 Hennepin Avenue; or, Uptown, downtown -- Afterword -- Appendix. Distinguished alumni.