Baby, I was born to rent -- Getting over that helpless feeling -- Know thyself : reasons for renting -- Frequently asked questions (FAQ) -- Bring it on : popular approaches -- Tools of the trade : renter resources -- Quickies : impulse renting -- Don't shoot! It's only a rental : a special segment for law enforcement officers -- Do you want fries with that Negro? -- Sample rental applications -- So you want to be a rental? -- Getting over that helpless feeling -- How can I tell if I'm being rented? A quiz -- Frequently asked questions (FAQ) -- Walk this way : becoming a successful rental -- Tools of the trade : renter resources -- White noise : common questions you'll have to answer -- Sailing through the stress : wellness techniques -- Cash or check only : charging for your services -- Afterwords -- There are rentals I remember : stories from the field -- Through the looking glass : the future of renting a Negro -- Dear Negro : letter to rent-a-negro.com.