Morning in the Midwest -- About the author -- Joke -- Great desecration -- Get a job -- It's so easy to be outraged! -- I am not a spoiled child having a temper tantrum -- Proper fate for a holy book -- Ask but don't tell -- Dirty words -- Top ten reasons religion is like pornography -- Purpose-free life -- Happy Easter! -- Afterlife? What afterlife? -- Soulless! -- What dreadful price must we pay to be atheists? -- Imagine no heaven -- Daughters of Eve -- Prometheus's sin -- So alone -- One nation free of gods -- An embryo is not a person -- Courtier's reply -- Big pink guy in the sky -- Karen Armstrong diet -- God's little crisis of confidence -- Laughter as a strategy for diminishing religion -- We're happier out of a straitjacket than in one -- Marketing godless science -- "Science is what we do to keep from lying to ourselves" -- Our brains are full of contradictions -- Ken Miller, poster child for compatibility -- Religion fails as a source of knowledge -- Science as a lever to move the world -- Active hand -- Proper reverence due those who have gone before -- Niobrara -- We stand awed at the heights our people have achieved.