"Have you ever searched desperately for a phone that was already in your hand? Or tried pole dancing only to find that your sixty-year-old body isn't exactly as equipped as it once was? No? Dive into these humorous cautionary tales from dozens of writers with Brenda Elsagher. Your Glasses Are on Top of Your Head is filled with funny, whimsical stories that deliver a hopeful and adventurous look at life as we grow older. From covert body changes to technological maladaptation, there's only one way to look at life's timeline as it passes: by observing the beauty and hilarity all around us."--Back cover.