How to never be enough -- Love in the time of chakras -- I want to be a whole person but really thin -- Help me not to be a human being -- Love like you are trying to fill an insatiable spiritual hole with another person who will suffocate in there -- Honk if there's a committee in your head trying to kill you -- I took the internet addiction quiz and I won -- I don't feel bad about my neck -- The patron saint of nicotine gum -- My vomit fetish, myself -- One text is too many and a thousand are never enough -- Hello 911, I can't stop time -- Google hangout with my higher self -- The terror in my heart says hi -- Never getting over the fantasy of you is going okay -- Keep your friends close but your anxiety closer -- I told you not to get the knish: thoughts on open marriage and illness -- Under the anxiety is sadness but who would go under there.