The cows--and humans--come home -- Bangalore -- Milking the milk story for my neighbors -- Farm to table, udder to butter -- The myths around milk -- Are you happy? -- Embracing humility, humanity ... and guilt -- If you don't like the milk, change your cow -- Land of a million cows -- The scatological remnants of a cow -- Cow manure for the garden -- My milk woman has a proposition -- A cow as a birthday gift? -- Cause ad collateral -- To market, to market, to buy a fat cow -- The cattle fair -- Buying a cow -- A calf -- The cow hotel -- Finding a bride -- Three weddings and a passing.