Never name a duck -- The two faces of Rob -- Bank book 6565696 -- The attempted marriage -- Hustling the hustler -- What's in a middle name? -- My husband is not a drunk -- Like a sister -- The night the roof fell in -- The secret life of Buddy and Sally -- A bird in the head hurts -- Gesundheit, darling -- A man's teeth are not his own -- Somebody has to play Cleopatra -- The cat burglar -- The foul weather girl -- Will you two be my wife? -- Ray Murdock's X-ray -- I was a teenage head writer -- My husband is a check-grabber -- It may look like a walnut! -- Don't trip over that mountain -- Give me your walls! -- The Sam Pomerantz scandals -- I'm no Henry Walden! -- The square triangle -- Racy Tracy Rattigan -- Divorce -- It's a shame she married me -- A surprise surprise is a surprise -- Jilting the jilter -- When a bowling pin talks, listen -- All about eavesdropping.