Ho ho intro, or, the reason for the season(al collection) -- Science fictional Thanksgiving grace -- A bitter November -- The 10 least successful holiday specials of all time -- An interview with Santa's lawyer -- A personal top 10 of things that are not titles to Christmas songs and/or Lifetime holiday movies and honestly I don't understand why -- Christmas in July -- An interview with Santa's reindeer wrangler -- 8 things you didn't know you didn't know about your favorite holiday music -- Jackie Jones and Melrose Mandy -- An interview witht the Christmas bunny -- Jangle the elf grants wishes -- Script notes on the birth of Jesus -- Sarah's sister -- An interview with the nativity innkeeper -- Resolutions for the New Year: a bullet point list.