Groan with the wind/Gone with the wind -- Casabonkers/Casablanca -- Blue-eyed kook/Cool Hand Luke -- Balmy and Clod/Bonnie and Clyde -- Midnight wowboy/Midnight cowboy -- The $ound of money/The sound of music -- The crockwork lemon/A clockwork orange -- What's the connection/The French connection -- Put*on/Patton -- M * I * S * H M * O * S * H -- The oddfather/The godfather -- Cliche movie script: the opera movie -- Who in the heck is Virginia Woolfe?/Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? -- Dirty Larry/Dirty Harry -- Scenes we'd like to see: the cops close in -- The zing/The sting -- The odd father, part, too!/The godfather, part II -- Chinaclown/Chinatown -- Billy Jock/Billy Jack -- The towering sterno/The towering inferno -- Assaulted state/Altered states -- Dum-dum afternoon/Dog day afternoon -- Scenes we'd like to see: driving the golden spike -- The stooge-itive/The fugitive -- A crock o'(blip!) now/Apocalypse now -- Scenes we'd like to see: the human shield -- A few goofy men/A few good men -- Scenes we'd like to see: the big break -- The shiner/The shining -- Scenes we'd like to see: the doctor's pronouncement -- Bullbit/Bullitt -- Mavershtick/Maverick -- Twit-sters/Twister -- Raving bully/Raging Bull -- Scenes we'd like to see: the race to the crossing -- Marred attack!/Mars attacks! -- Corntact/Contact -- Traff-eccch!/Traffic -- Planet of the remakes/Planet of the apes.