Amber waves of... rain -- Spaghetti scarlet letter -- Bullshit baffles brains -- Feathered hair fantasies -- "Just locker room talk" -- Think once, think twice... duck -- The other American revolution -- Bar mitzvah disco -- The Pepsi choice -- The king takes America -- The fat knacker's words of wisdom -- The funky chicken -- Like a Rolling stone -- Crockett's theme -- My American twin -- The goers go -- Beef, democracy, and freedom -- Game show winner -- Twenty-one on Glencoe Beach -- Don't you... forget about me -- Midnight with the fridge -- The end is the beginning -- New Rog in town -- The transformation of Titty Thomson -- Leveling up -- Bigmouth strikes -- Liverpool College Breaking Crew -- The big show -- The wake-up bell -- The Beastie Boys and the Liverpool welcome -- We've got to make a decision.