You don't know anything (:10) -- My bologna (2:10) -- I love rocky road (2:36) -- Another one rides the bus (2:34) -- Eat it (3:17) -- Like a surgeon (3:24) -- Amish paradise (3:19) -- Now you know (5:19) -- Dr. Demento opening theme (1:33) -- Beer barrel polka (roll out hte barrel) (1:32) -- Helena polka (:31) -- Chicken dance aka The bird dance (2:44) -- Clarinet polka (:35) -- Beat on the brat (:20) -- Bowling with the Devil (:13) -- Cobra pit (1:09) -- Demento's pool party (4:08) -- You're all a bunch of slaves (instrumental) (1:33) -- Guadalajara (1:15) -- Bach from the dead (:46) -- Weird (:53) -- Accordion (2:09) -- Hay boy (:43) -- Closet (1:44) -- Epiphany (:52) -- Cracked the code (1:13) -- On the spot (:35) -- A rare gift (:37) -- My parents (1:12) -- Write your own songs (1:21) -- LSD trip (2:06) -- Al and Madonna (3:07) -- A parody of "Eat it" (1:36) -- Drunk driving (:54) -- You're all I've got (:34) -- Diner kidnapping (1:23) -- Heart of the jungle (1:23) -- Certified platinum (1:28) -- It's all business (2:38) -- Factory (1:23) -- Dad apologizes (2:08) -- Raised Amish (3:02) -- It's nothing (:58) -- Would you be my son? (:38) -- Al's speech (1:28) -- In memoriam (2:33).