Introduction -- The open borders professor -- The BLM supporter -- The African Nationalist -- The anti-work inactivist -- The vegan instagrammers -- The drag queen -- The radical feminist sex worker -- The peophile explainer -- The homeless addict -- The no-boundaries parent -- The toad smoker -- The eco-sexual influencer -- The emotional support squirrel caretaker -- The stalinist -- The statue-toppling American Indian -- The decriminalizing-drugs guru -- The anti-natalist -- The traffic-blocking climate extremist -- The professional cuddler -- The vodou priestess -- The prison reformer -- The transwoman who identifies as a wolf -- Epilogue -- Acknowledgments.