Hi, I'm benny blanco -- I guess you're wondering what this book's about -- Benny's little cooking tips -- My kitchen -- Music...the only section I'm actually qualified to talk about -- A little help from my friends -- It's a pool party -- I wish I was an Italian grandma -- Saucy shawarma soiree -- My big fat Greek wedding -- Artsy fartsy -- Take me to the cheesy rodeo -- F*ck Morton's Steakhouse -- Kibitz and complain -- Perfect picnic -- Ultimate breakfast -- Pop's food for the soul -- Healthy? -- Why do we only have Thanksgiving once a year? -- 5 dishes to get you laid and one for the morning after -- Stop asking me where to eat in NY and LA -- Easiest meals you can make anywhere -- Too good not to include -- After the party is the after party.