Foreword / by Jen Hatmaker -- Introduction -- Part 1. The odd early years -- The very worst missionary -- Jew-ISH -- Tough -- A butt-hair-milkshake love story -- I'm not done -- Part 2. An unconventional faith -- Good Christian -- Years of plenty -- Bad Christian -- Get real -- Adventure us -- Part 3. What in the actual hell -- Raise your hand -- Surprise -- The butterfly eater -- The very worst year -- Friday-night lights -- Part 4. Fix it, Jesus -- The scales fall -- Natural-born blogger -- Practical magic -- Suck with knives -- Do your best.