"What happens when a fainting goat befriends a nervous turkey? Lots of fainting fun! - CLUNK! When Goat and Turkey go to buy oats, Goat loads too many oats into his boat, and it begins to sink! When a nearby tugboat tries to help, not even Goat's signature earmuffs can save him from Turkey's nervous antics. Toot! Toot! CLUNK! Goat's Boat Won't Float celebrates the awkward yet sincere friendship between a fainting Goat who topples over when scared--CLUNK!--and an excitable Turkey who can't help but cause trouble. Kids will laugh out loud with this first book in a new series celebrating friendships of opposites!" -- Publisher.